Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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