brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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