I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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