id be glad to
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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