Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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