Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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