I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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