CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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