I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
