i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
