is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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