North Korea, Best Korea!
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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