Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
