so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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