I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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