I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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