ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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