He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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