I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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