why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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