lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
being pregnant is like rehab
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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