Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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