What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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