Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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