Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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