Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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