Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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