Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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