I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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