Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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