Me. At least after what I've been through.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
God I need to hump something, right now.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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