You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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