Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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