All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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