At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
