He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize
