Do you still have your period?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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