Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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