The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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