i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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