he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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