Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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