It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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