I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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