like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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