The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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