On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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