I think scott just propositioned me for sex
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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