ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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