Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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