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MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The best revenge is premature balding
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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