I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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